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Open Chat / Dying Sat shot down
« on: February 21, 2008, 06:47:29 AM »
I agree.  They were much too worried about it.   At least they hit it, and didnt\' have to play target practice.  I would have liked to have seen it.  Think they\'ll release any video?

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Open Chat / Lunar eclipse
« on: February 20, 2008, 09:41:32 PM »
Thank you for reminding me.  I read this at 9:59 and got a good view.  The clouds just broke here in Northern NC and it was perfect.  Neato! :)

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Announcements / Coming Soon to this Website VBay
« on: February 20, 2008, 09:12:52 PM »
Will the items be only radio-related, or will it be open?  How about wanted ads?  Just checking.  :ufo:

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Trivia And Games / Dont\' mess with the farmer........
« on: February 20, 2008, 06:50:34 AM »
A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, \'I need to inspect your
farm.\'

The old farmer said, \'OK, but don\'t go in that field right over yonder.\'

The Agriculture representative said, \'Mister, I have the authority of the
United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed
to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or
answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand!\'

The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.

Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for
the fence and close behind was the farmer\'s huge-horned prize bull. The bull
was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly
terrified, so farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
shouted out. ....

\'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!\'

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Entertainment / Broke back deer camp!
« on: February 19, 2008, 05:39:07 PM »
Broke Back Deer Camp
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> The guys were all at deer camp.
> They had to bunk two to a room.
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> No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
> They decided it wasn\'t fair to make one of them stay with him
>the
> whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
>morning
> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, \'Man,
>what
> happened to you?\'
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> He said, \'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched
>him all
> night.\'
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> The next night it was a different guy\'s turn. In the
>morning, same
> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
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> They said, \'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!\'
>
> He said, \'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up andwatched
>him all
> night.\'
>
> The third night was Frank\'s turn. Frank was a big burly
>ex-football
> player; a man\'s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright
>eyed and
> bushy tailed. \'Good morning,\' he said. They couldn\'t believe it!
>
>
> They said, \'Man, what happened?\'
>
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> He said, \'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl
>into bed
> and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night \'

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Hardware talk / Harddrive crashed, got it back by luck.
« on: February 19, 2008, 05:17:30 PM »
man that was a scary time.  I sure was glad to get it all back up.   What bothers me the most was how bad I felt.  I was so depressed.  But it all worked out, thank goodness!

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Announcements / Added a chat box to the main forum
« on: February 19, 2008, 03:13:40 PM »
I  think it will be cool.  Instead of having a permanent record of every "Hi Everyone".   Good job Buddy.

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Antennas and Towers / Another Home brew 6 meter antenna
« on: February 16, 2008, 01:31:10 PM »
I hope you are grounding it all as you go.  Man that is such a lightning target, I hate to see you get  hit again, and lose it all.  Pray for the best.

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Trivia And Games / Daddy, how was I born?
« on: February 16, 2008, 08:47:32 AM »
A little boy goes to his father and asks \'Daddy, how was I born?\'



The father answers, \'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...You\'ll love this....








\'You got Male!\'   :arf2:

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Trivia And Games / the farmer and the hired hand
« on: February 15, 2008, 08:37:03 AM »
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.


Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.


Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his newbride to be. Tom proudly said
"She\'ll be twenty-one in November."


Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.


Wanting his old friend\'s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.


Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.


About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.


"How\'s the new wife?", asked the banker.


Tom proudly said, "Good - she\'s pregnant."


The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how\'s the hired hand?"


Without hesitating, Tom said, "She\'s pregnant too."

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Antennas and Towers / Looking to build a wi-fi antenna!?
« on: February 13, 2008, 04:02:52 PM »
Thank you very  much.  I will check it out.  

Sincerely,  crazy

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Antennas and Towers / Looking to build a wi-fi antenna!?
« on: February 13, 2008, 06:50:58 AM »
went very well, thank you.  Feel better than I have in a long time.  Can\'t believe how good it is.  Thanks for asking.  I will have to find it on you tube.   I have never fooled with that before, so I may have trouble, lol. Thanks!

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Antennas and Towers / Looking to build a wi-fi antenna!?
« on: February 10, 2008, 02:48:00 AM »
Found a little bit.  Seems one can be made out of a small satellite dish, with a smooth tube around it. But don\'t know anything about the internals.  Working on it, still searching.  Thanks.

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Antennas and Towers / Looking to build a wi-fi antenna!?
« on: February 06, 2008, 05:31:23 PM »
No problem.  I sure appreciate it.  I have plenty of time.  Thanks,  crazy

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Antennas and Towers / Looking to build a wi-fi antenna!?
« on: February 06, 2008, 12:43:08 PM »
Did you ever find any plans for this buddy?  Thanks,  crazy

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