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Just For Fun => Trivia And Games => Topic started by: crazy on May 23, 2008, 10:06:24 PM

Title: I\'m fine officer, really, no kidding......
Post by: crazy on May 23, 2008, 10:06:24 PM
Subject: Well....I\'M FINE OFFICER
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>> >> > > A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company\'s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
     "Didn\'t you say, at the scene of the accident, \'I\'m fine,\'?" asked the lawyer.
     Clyde responded, "Well, I\'ll tell you what happened. I  had  just loaded my favourite mule, Bessie, into the..."     "I didn\'t ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the  question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, \'I\'m fine!\'?"
    Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and  I was driving  down the road...."
  The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying  to establish the
 fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks  after  the
accident he  is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.  Please  tell him to  simply answer the question."
 
 By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde \'s answer
and said to the lawyer, "I\'d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,   Bessie".   Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was  saying,
  I had just  loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down  the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the  stop sign and  smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one  ditch and Bessie  was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and  didn\'t want to move.
  However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I
 knew she was in  terrible shape just by her groans.  Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the  scene. He could  hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.   After he looked at  her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and  shot   her between  the eyes.   Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in   hand, looked at me,
  and said, "How are you feeling?"
  "Now what the *&%$# would you say?