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Just For Fun => Trivia And Games => Topic started by: crazy on February 02, 2010, 07:15:55 PM

Title: Funny (but true!?) actual classified ads.
Post by: crazy on February 02, 2010, 07:15:55 PM
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspapers - a few smiles for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! (SAM)

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor\'s dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out awhile.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ( Stephanie)

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything..
Title: Funny (but true!?) actual classified ads.
Post by: KI4RVH on April 22, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
FUNNY!!!!!

Thnx for posting!