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Winter Solstice


Today, December 21, is the Winter Solstice for the year 2016. What this means is, today is the shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere of the planet. The sun goes down earlier and rises later each day until the Winter Solstice.

On the Winter Solstice it is CRITICAL that we all go outside at 12 noon and perform the Rites of the Sun! Without doing this, the sun will keep going lower and lower and within 6 months it will completely disappear and leave us in a perpetual, cold and dark, winter! You need to do the following:

1 = Find a small, dead, fuzzy critter such as a mouse, rat, hamster, rabbit, squirrel, etc.
2 = Use a pair of pliers and grab the small critter by the tail with them.
3 = Swing the critter around your head 12 times while chanting, "The aliens are coming" over and over.

This one small act will save us from the dreaded winter months and cause the sun to start rising earlier and setting later each day, thus gradually warming everything up again.

I know this works because I read it on the internet.

Seasons Greetings. I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

73 DE K7RMJ  Frank

The Radio Shop:

Love it.

LOL good one!


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