Two Radical Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One
>took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just
>before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff,
>the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
>the terrorist in the window seat said, "I need t o get up and get a coke."
>
> "Don\'t get up," said the Marine, "I\'m in the aisle seat, "I\'ll get
>it for you."
>
> As soon as he left, one of the terrorists picked up the Marines shoe and
>spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said, "That
>looks good, I\'d really like one,too."
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
>other terrorist picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
>
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
>and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
>on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
>spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
> THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. !
