How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men\'s used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don\'t mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don\'t
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of \'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
J.J.
