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Offline crazy

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Never get choked in public in the South!
« on: March 10, 2008, 10:28:25 PM »
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the
hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes
her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no; The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has
a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His
partner says, "Ya know, I\'d heerd of that there \'Hind Lick Maneuver\' but
I ain\'t niver seed nobody do it!"
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Never get choked in public in the South!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 09:08:11 AM »
Heh, heh, that was a shock for her!:eyepop:
Regards,
Tom ~ WV6Z