Having a Bad Day
In a hospital\'s Intensive Care Unit, patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00
a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00
a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenom enon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
unplugged the life support system so he could use
the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after
the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was
$80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals
were being released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the
kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing
frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle.Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening tohis Walkman.
STILL think you\'re having a Bad Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,
Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn\'t pay
enough postage on a letter bomb. It came
back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and
was blown to bits.
There now, feel better?
