A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, \'I need to inspect your
farm.\'
The old farmer said, \'OK, but don\'t go in that field right over yonder.\'
The Agriculture representative said, \'Mister, I have the authority of the
United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed
to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or
answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand!\'
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for
the fence and close behind was the farmer\'s huge-horned prize bull. The bull
was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly
terrified, so farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
shouted out. ....
\'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!\'
