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Having a bad day, are you?
« on: August 15, 2008, 08:26:01 AM »
Having a Bad Day
In a hospital\'s Intensive Care Unit, patients

always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at

about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical

condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even

thought it had something to do

with the supernatural. No one could solve the

mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00

a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was

assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.



The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00

a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited

outside the ward to see for themselves what the

terrible phenom enon was all about. Some were

holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other

holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.


Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,

the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and

unplugged the life support system so he could use

the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after

the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was

$80,000.00. At a special

ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals

were being released back into the wild amid cheers

and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate

them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the

kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing

frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his

waist towards the electric kettle.Intending to

jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked

him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in

two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening tohis Walkman.

STILL think you\'re having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the

cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,

Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke

loose and escaped through a broken fence,

stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn\'t pay

enough postage on a letter bomb. It came

back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and

was blown to bits.

There now, feel better????
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