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Hospital talk.........
« on: September 03, 2008, 07:17:30 PM »
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, \'What are you in here for?\'

The second kid says, \'I\'m in here to get my tonsils out and I\'m a little

The first kid says, \'You\'ve got nothing to worry about.  I had that done when
I was four.  They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and Ice Cream.  It\'s a breeze.\'

The second kid then asks, \'What are you here for?\'

The first kid says, \'A circumcision.\'

Whoa!\' the second kid replies.  \'Good luck buddy.  I had that done when I was
born.  Couldn\'t walk for a year.\'

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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